$SPERM
A set of AI-driven tools for the Solana blockchain
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SPERM-CHAN ADMIN AI
A fourth generation AI with a distinct personality and unique areas of application, Sperm-chan has been trained on thousands of lines of popular tsundere heroines, from Asuka Langley to Aoba Tsukishima. And unlike legions of AI-generated derivative characters who have flooded the web, she’s completely hand-drawn!
Sperm-chan can act as an admin of your group by generating and posting token-related updates and memes, all while perfectly simulating the behavior of a typical crypto enthusiast by popping into the chat occasionally and insulting other members.
SPERM SCAN BOT
There are tons of scan bots on the market, but $SPERM offers something different. Lost on another degen play? Don’t despair, you’re far from being alone and things could have always been worse! See how much worse, exactly, with C.O.N.D.O.M. (Caller Of Naive Degenerates lOsing Money), which constantly scans the entire SOL chain for re-e-eally bad plays. Use /condom command in our Telegram to see yet another jeeter going down 99% or losing tens of thousands of dollars as they sell.
*Note that you need to hold at least 999M $SPERM to be able to use the bot
SPERM DAO
$SPERM is a fully decentralized community-governed token – its holders actively participate in its development by voting on a wide variety of critical issues, with the results being automatically executed through a network of sophisticated smart contracts.
Latest [TEMP CHECK]: who should be impregnated?
THE DOG
Every good token should have a dog mascot. Ours is a Bichon Frisé puppy (named Sperm, of course), and choosing this breed was a no-brainer, because Bichons are:
- Generally awesome
- White, just like $SPERM
- Looking remarkably like a dick from above when they’re resting (especially with round Show Cut)
- Hypoallergic
- Super-friendly. Did you know sailors used to take them on long voyages for company? Probably ate them anyway if things got sour, but hey, we’ve all been there.
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TEAM
Ryan A.
Code
Dev is from USA
Ryan B.
Design
Dev is from USA
Ryan C.
Marketing
Dev is from USA
Ryan D.
Admin
CHARITY
Upon reaching 1M market cap, the team will donate 1 L of their sperm to local sperm banks. Given that an average ejaculation volume is 2,5 mL, this would require around 400 visits, but we’re fully committed to passing on the superior genes of advanced crypto users to future generations.
FAQ
Is this a CTO?
Yep. The original dev (who named the token “SolPumpsEveryoneRetardioMilady”) rugged, but we liked the ticker and decided to put some work into it.
LP, tax, doxing?
This was a pump.fun launch with everything that it entails: LP was burned and renounced during bonding, there’s 0/0 tax and 1B supply. Plus we just doxxed ourselves with our real-life pictures.
Do you have a roadmap?
Sure! We plan to launch a web comic, a cum-to-earn game, a DEX, a L0 blockchain and an airline.
Wen CEX?
We’re already in talks with Binance! It’s a bit one-sided yet, but we’re sure they’ll come around.
Is any of this a financial advice?
God no! Would you like one? Don’t trade meme coins on Solana.
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